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English At Its Best
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This is English at its best.... You will double up laughing for sure!!!
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A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
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An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the graveyard and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". |
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