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Alligator Magic
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
the alligator up on the bar then turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place
my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's
open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After
a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator
hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the
man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were
delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush
fell over the crowd.
After a while, a limp-wristed hand went up in the back of the
bar. A man timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with
the beer bottle". |
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