Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other. A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?" The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"
"Dad," said Tyrone, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" The teen's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied the boy, "At least you could try, right?"
"Terrible day," said the Great Dane as he complained to his master."Work was bad, but then I got on the bus and it was completely packed with small dogs."' "Well," replied the master, "that's what you get for riding during peke hours." |
