An elderly lady hustled onto a crowded bus carrying a large picnic basket. She stood right in front of a man and grabbed the overhead rail such that the picnic basket went hanging over the man's head. The man politely offered the seat but sweet lady declined saying she was going to get off soon.
Suddenly the man felt dropping something on his head. He tilted his head to find out, the liquid was licking and dropping, which went in his nose and ran down across his lips. He felt the taste of it, looked up at the lady and asked with a smile, "Pickles, ay?"
The old lady replied, "No, no, puppies, dear!" |
