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Frazzle
Two men entered a restaurant at the same time and sat at opposite ends of the room. The waitress approached the first man and asked him what he wanted to drink and he told her: "Make mine a Frazzle.

It's a seltzer with just a bit of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, but no lime."

She is a little taken aback because she has never heard of this drink before, but she can handle it. She then approaches the second man and asks him what he would like to drink and he says: "I'll have a Frazzle. It's a seltzer with just a bit of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, but no lime."

The astonished waitress makes the drinks. Then she asks the first man what he does for a living.

"I am a theoretical mathematician at the university."

Then she asks the other man what he does.

"Theoretical mathematician at the college."

"This is remarkable," says the waitress. "You both order a drink that I've never heard of. You have the identical profession and you both walk into my restaurant on the same day at the same time. What are the odds on something like that happening?"

Both men look up and answer in unison, "Twelve trillion, four hundred, and eighty-three billion to one."
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