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Cussing Machine
Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.

"Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked.

"Yeah, my mom has one," the other replied.

"What's it for?"

"It's a cussing machine," the second boy answered. "Every time she stands on it she gets really upset, and cusses"
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