A man was crossing a road one day, when a chicken called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the chicken, and put it in his pocket.
The chicken spoke up again, and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are,and how you are my hero."
The man took the chicken out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The chicken spoke up again, and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man took the chicken out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The chicken then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year, and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the man took the chicken out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the chicken asked, "What is the matter with you? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year, and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, Chick, I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking chicken is cool." |
