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Hearing My Farts
For over 30 years Bill had worked in construction in New York City. Those many years working around loud machinery had taken its toll on Bill's body and he began to fear that he was losing his hearing.

So Bill went to the doctor and told him the problem. He explained to the doctor that things had gotten so bad that he couldn't even hear himself fart.

The doctor examined Bill and then gave him some pills.

Bill asked, "Will these help me to hear better?"

The doctor replied, "No. They will make you fart louder."
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