Hilarious Funny Absolute Comedy Top Free Jokes, featuring dirty, naughty, sexy & clean joke


Absolute Comedy
Animals
Bar
Blondes
Couples
Dating
Doctor
Family
Farmer
Friends
Golf
Husband Wife
Lawyer
Little Johnny
Popular Most Popular Popular
Naughty
One Liners
Police
Political
Redneck
Religious
Romance
Sardars
School
Technology
Tricky
True Humor
Work

Dating Friendship Matchmaking, Free Life Membership
Date with Hot & Real People

Send Free Greetings
Send Free Greetings
Send Free eGreetings
Jokes Home > Absolute Comedy > Fire Engine
Fire Engine
Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewart were out riding their bikes one afternoon when a fire engine zoomed past with blaring sirens.

The three kids noticed a Dalmatian on the front seat of the fire engine.

Ricky commented, "They use that dog to keep the crowds back."

"No," said Jimmy, "he's just for good luck."

But Stewart knew better, "No, that's not it," he said. "The dog is there to give them directions to the nearest fire hydrant!"
Special Attraction !!
More of Absolute Comedy
<< Sartre's CoffeeEmpty Handed >>
Advertisement