An American, a Mexican, an Italian and an Indian robbed a bank. As it turned out, they got a lot of cash in Dollars, Pesos, Liras and Rupees.
When they returned back to their hide-out, the American distributed the money in four even shares. He counted each portion aloud:
"1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you, 1000 rupees for you ...
1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you, 1000 rupees for you ...
1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you, 1000 rupees for you ...
1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you, 1000 rupees for you ..."
The Indian said to the Italian, "Well I can't stand these Yankees, but I have to admit they are honest....." |
