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Liar Sheep
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: 'Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?

Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'

Dog: 'Doin' alright.'

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' Pointing at the Indian.

Dog: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Indian: Look of disbelief.

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Good.'

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' Pointing at the Indian.

Horse: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.'

Indian: Complete look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Indian: 'Sheep liar.'
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