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Ugly Lady
There was this lady that had to walk by a certain pet store on her way each day. One morning walking by a parrot in the window said, 'Hey lady.'

She replied, 'What?' The parrot said, 'You're ugly!'

This of course infuriated the lady. For an entire week this happened. 'Hey lady' the parrot would say and when she replied with 'What' The bird would always say 'You're ugly.'

Finally on Friday the lady couldn't take it anymore. She went inside and asked to speak to the store manager. She told the manager, 'Every day I walk by your store and that parrot calls me ugly. I am tired of it and I want it to stop right now!'

The store manager apologized and assured the lady that it would stop.

On Monday when she walked by, the parrot said, 'Hey lady' ever so kindly and polite and she replied, 'what?' And the parrot said, 'You know.'
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