|Three male dogs encounter a beautiful female poodle and immediately fall in love. Well aware of her own charms and her effect on males, she announces, "I want a mate with brains, therefore I will only date the dog who creates an imaginative, intelligent sentence using the words, 'cheese' and 'liver.'"
The black Labrador retriever quickly responds, "I love cheese and liver."
"How childish," huffs the poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the cocker spaniel who responds tentatively, "Uh, I hate cheese and liver?"
The poodle shows her disgust. "That's no better than the other sentence! What about you, Mr. Chihuahua?"
The tiny dog grins, turns to the other two males and says, "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"