|A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.
"When I roar" said the bear, "the forest rumbles."
The lion sniffed.
"When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
"Oh." Said the chicken.
The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.
The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said
"When I cough, the whole world shits itself."