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Saving From The Dog
A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.
When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from England".
Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be UK CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in UK but I'm not a UK citizen. I'm a Iraqi national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.
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