What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?
My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.
Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!
Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.
My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.
Nap time - my favorite 16 hours of the day.
Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.
Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!
The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
My papers - newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads..