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The Mouse And The Ea..
A little field mouse was running across a field one day when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole.

After a little while the little mouse was able to work his way through the eagle's body and stuck his head out of the it's rear end.

By this time, the eagle was soaring high over a mountaintop.

"We're pretty high up, aren't we?” asked the little field mouse.

"Yeah, pretty high", agreed the eagle.

"About how high would you say we are?” queried the mouse.

"Oh....about 10,000 feet.” replied the eagle.

The little mouse paused for a moment then asked, "You wouldn't shit me would you?"
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