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Three Mosquitoes
Three horny Mosquitoes named Mike, John & Chuck were hanging out on a tree, checking out the fine female lightning bugs fly by. They were talking about who could screw the hottest lightning bug.

Mike sees a bright light fly by and land, he flies over and screws it. He flies back to tell his buddies that she was really hot.

John sees an even brighter light fly by and land, he flies over and screws it. Flies back and tell his buddies she was hotter than Mike's lightning bug.

Chuck sees a bright red light fly by and land, he flies over pulls his penis out pokes the light and screams, comes back and both of his buddies were happy for Chuck, but Chuck doesn't look happy.

Mike asks "What's wrong, did she slap you?"

Chuck says "No"

John asks " Did she kick you?"

Chuck says "No, I think she was a cigarette".
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