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Horse And The Chicken
A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. The horse fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the farmer was nowhere to be found.

Without a moment to spare, the chicken got into the farmerís BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and proceeded to pull the horse to safety. A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time around, the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken instructed the horse
to get the farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.

Replied the horse, "Hereís the plan... Iíll stand over the hole..." The horse stretched over the length of the hole and continued, "Now, just grab for my penis and pull yourself to saftey."

The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled herself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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