|A good whale and a bad whale are swimming aimlessly in the middle of the ocean, when one of them notices a whaling ship nearby. "Hey!" says the bad whale. "Let's go ram that ship and sink it!"
"Oh, no! We couldn't do that!" acknowledges the good whale, angellically. The bad whale thinks for a minute... "Well then, let's at least swim in circles around it and spray the people on board."
The good whale agrees reluctantly. They swim over to the boat and spray water from their blow holes. During the commotion, one of the sailors falls overboard.
"Quick!" says the bad whale. "Now's your chance! Go eat him up!"
"Listen buddy," replies the good whale, "I agreed to do the blowjob, but I'm not swallowing any seamen!"