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Who Is Mightiest?
On a bright sunny morning the lion awoke feeling hung-over, really rowdy and rather mean. He went roaring out of his den an cornering a small monkey, roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion! Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,.... "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle! "

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by an over-loaded safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the poor lion till it looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away. The lion let out a low slow moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant -

"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so damned upset about it!"
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