A man goes into a bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket.
The bartender says, "nice mouse."
The man says, "It's not an ordinary mouse. It talks."
The bartender says "oh yea, what about?"
The man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar, the mouse will tell me what color panties she has on."
The bartender says "really? I gotta see this."
The man points to woman says to mouse; "Mouse: woman!"
The mouse runs down the bar, sees the woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says "pink."
"Wow," The bartender says. "Will he do that for me?"
The man says "Sure."
The bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, says "Mouse: woman!"
The mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the bartenders pocket shaking like a leaf.
The bartender says "What's wrong with you?"
The mouse says "I taught I taw a puddy tat!" |
