At closing time, Dave staggered out of the bar, drunk as usual. Trying to find his way home through the dark streets, he staggered along until he bumped into a nun.
Dave immediately lunged at her, twisting her arm, he threw her to the ground, pinned her arms and began punching her in the head. Some people from a house nearby rushed out to assist the downed woman.
As they pulled Dave off her, he screamed, "I thought you'd be stronger than that, Batman!" |
