A guy walks into a bar & orders a drink. He notices a man next To him sitting there looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over & looks into the Box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano.
"God, that's amazing, where did you get that?", he asked.
His bar maid said, "This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley & he grants your wishes."
The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the Alley, & lo and behold, there is a genie there. The genie asks him What he would like to have for a wish, & the guy says he would like to have a million bucks!
All of a sudden, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking, flapping their wings, etc. He goes back into the bar and says to the bar maid, "That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked For a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"
His bar maid turns away from the box he's looking into & says, "I guess you think I ASKED for a 14 inch pianist??" |
