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Embarrassing Situati..
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally walks up to her and asks tentatively; "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling at the top of her lungs; "No I wont sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar were starring at them. Naturally the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says; "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!!"
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