Strolling through the singles' bar, the rich dude spotted a lovely young woman sitting alone at a table, and walked over. "Say, babe, how about coming along and giving me a little head?"
The woman looked up. "That'll be the day."
Undaunted, Bill said, "Well then, how about coming to my apartment and screwing like rabbits?"
Snickering, the woman said, "That'll be the day!"
"Okay," He said. "How about taking my limo to my private jet, flying to Tahiti, and spending the weekend on my private beach?"
The woman looked up and smiled at him, saying, "THIS'LL be the day!" |
