Carl is talking to a girl in a New York City bar, he says, "Can I get you a drink?
The girl replies; "Certainly"
Carl asks: "What would you like?"
The girl says, "Champagne."
Carl says "Why Champagne?"
The girl says, "Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth."
Curious Carl asks, "What if I just buy you a draft beer?"
The girl replies, "I'll cut wet farts all night." |
