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Jokes Home > Bar > Quick Drink Before It Starts
Quick Drink Before I..
Thorn comes to a bar and yells: "QUICK!!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!"

The bartender goes: "What started?! What are you talking about?!"

"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!" He drinks the beer and screams again: "One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!"

"What started?!"

"Never mind!!! Give me my beer!!!" He drinks the second glass and continues: "Third glass!!! Faster!!! before it gets started!!! Do it!!!"

Finally, the bartender asks: "Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!"

And Thorn goes: "Damn!!!! It's started..."
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