Three good looking girls come up to the counter and wanted milk shakes. The first one, a red head, orders a chocolate with whiped cream and cherry. The second, a brunette, orders a strawberry with whiped cream and no cherry. The third, a blond, gets a vanilla with just a cherry.
Several minutes go by and as they finish their shakes, the blond looks down to the bottom of her cup and looks at the cherry. She puts the cup down and comes up to me and asks "Do you want my cherry?".
I said "Sure, but not right now. Meet me out back in 10 minutes when I take my brake."
10 minutes later I take my brake, puffing the joint with my buddy, thinking that the blond had to know I was just kidding about taking her cherry.
Another 10 minutes goes by and as I start to head back in to make milk shakes, the blond shows up with a cup in her hand. She says "sorry I'm late, got my cherry for ya."
"Ok, see that van over there? Go in the back of it and take of all your clothes and I'll get your cherry."
"OK" she said.
I hold her down in the van, rocking it hard. And as I finish my moves she start to dress and says, "so are you going to take my cherry or what?"
"Honey, I all ready got it." |
