A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying,
I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it under the pecan tree next
to the slide on the north side of the
playground.
Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the
pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said,
How could you do this to a fellow Blonde? |
