A blonde tried to sell her old car, but was having
problems getting rid of it because the vehicle had been
driven 250,000 miles.
She discussed her problem with a brunette co-worker
at the Salon Shop. The brunette mentioned that she
knows of a procedure to make the car easier to sell,
but it's illegal to do so.
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can
just sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a
friend of mine who owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent
you, and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000
miles. Then you should be able to unload the car."
The following weekend, the blonde went to see the
co-worker's mechanic to have the work done.
Several weeks went by before the brunette asked the
blonde, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has
50,000 miles on it." |