Two blonde girls from Essex walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "'at's quite nice, don'tcha fink, Susan."
"Yeah. Wot's it called Sharon?"
"Viens a moi."
"Viens a moi? Wot's 'at mean?"
At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Susan again saying, "'at don't smell like come to me. Does 'at smell like come to you?" |
