The brunette wanted to get to the side of the river the blonde was on and she couldn't find a footbridge or any safe way to cross, so she yelled across, "How do you get to the other side? "The blonde shouted back at her, "Duh! You are on the other side! "
A tax collector went to a tannery. "Why haven't you paid your taxes? " the collector asked the owner of the tannery. "Business has been very bad," answered the tanner. "Do you mind if I check around the place? " asked the tax man.
"Go ahead, " invited the owner, "You'll see I have nothing to hide." |
