Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell. One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell. Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap. Jim gets pissed off,so he goes to God and says,
"What is this? I think I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."
