Dorothy & Dana, two blondes, ventured into the woods to bring home a Christmas tree. They were determined not to leave until they found the right tree. They walked for hours in the snow, examining every tree they found.
As the afternoon turned into evening, the temperature dropped ten degrees and the wind began to blow. Still no tree.
Finally, Dana piped up: "Listen Dorothy, I really think we'd better take the next tree we see, whether it has lights and decorations on it or not!" |