A man missed his bus and decided to walk home.
He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall. Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave.
The next morning, a blonde arrived at the cemetery and, just as she approached the gravesite, she heard a voice murmur,
"I'm soooo cold!"
Staring down into the grave, she replied,
"Well no wonder, you poor thing. You kicked off all your dirt." |
