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Blonde Q&a Collection
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Q .. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A .. Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q .. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A .. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q .. What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A .. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q .. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A .. They don't know the route.
Q .. Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A .. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q .. How does a blonde commit suicide?
A .. She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q .. How do you plant dope?
A .. Bury a blonde.
Q .. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A .. Wave to her.
Q .. How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A .. Shine a torch in her ears.
Q .. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A .. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q .. What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A .. A blonde trying to put it out.
Q .. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A .. To get chocolate milk.
Q .. What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A .. A dumb terminal.
Q .. Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A .. So brunettes can understand them.
Q .. How did the blond burn her ear?
A .. The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q .. There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A .. The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q .. Why are there no brunette jokes?
A .. Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q .. How does a blonde make instant pudding?
A .. She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q .. Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
A .. When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q .. What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A .. A case of empties.
Q .. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A .. Her IQ goes up!
Q .. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A .. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q .. What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A .. Reservations.
Q .. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A .. A visitor.
Q .. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A .. Gifted!
Q .. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A .. An interpreter.
Q .. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A .. A Space Invader.
Q .. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A .. Branch Manager.
Q .. What do you call a smart blond?
A .. A golden retriever.
Q .. What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A .. "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" |
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