A man runs into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me twenty of your best single malt scotch, quick!"
The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them down, one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast."
The man says, "well you'd drink them that fast if you had what I have."
The bartender says, "Oh my god. What is it? What do you have?"
The man says, "Fifty cents." |