A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We are going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You cannot land on the sun, you idiot! You will burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We are not stupid, you know. We are going at night!" |
