A blonde walks into a pro shop, points to a golf club and asks the clerk the price.
The clerk looked to where she was pointing and stated that the owner told him not to sell golf equipment to blondes because they always seem to return the items.
The blonde left the shop, very mad, and walked down the street to a wig shop, where she bought a brunette wig.
She returned to the pro shop and, pointing to the same golf club, asked the clerk the price.
The clerk replied, "Sorry lady, the owner does not sell golf equipment to blondes because of the high return rate."
"How did you know that I am a blonde," she asked.
The clerk replied, "That's a golf umbrella, not a golf club." |
