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1. Massage2. Driving Recklessly
3. Unfaithful4. Pastor
5. Hillbillies6. Liberal Couple
7. The Wife And The Window8. Old Motor Running
9. Hillbilly Girl10. Happy Couple
11. Torrid Honeymoon12. Respectable Female
13. American Citizens14. 35th Wedding Anniversary
15. Sandwiches16. Gone
17. Deal Under The Table18. Marrying A Blonde
19. Impetuous Decision20. Elderly Couple
21. The Cat22. Insulting A Woman
23. Memory Clinic24. Toilet Accident
25. Married Couple's Secret26. Petty Argument
27. Getiing Married28. Adopt A Baby
29. Boiled Eggs30. Sunburn
31. Attractive32. Chicken Surprise
33. The Cat Has Died34. Rocket To Moon
35. Keeping In Under The Kilt36. Door Hinge
37. Girl Scouts38. Honeymoon
39. Hunting Couple40. Tax
41. First Night42. Smell
43. Best Man44. Dirty Diaper
45. Retirement Home46. Old Fashioned
47. Good Idea48. Talking Parrot
49. Idea50. Advice
51. Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband52. Disagreement
53. Putting Out The Cat54. Married
55. The Sales Girl56. Lost Glasses
57. To Have A Baby58. Escaped Convict
59. What A Costume!!!!60. The Vasectomy
61. Snoring62. Movie
63. Ex-husband64. Pretend Heart Attack
65. Name Of New Place66. Phone
67. Golden Toilet68. Aging Problem
69. Competition70. Stolen Car
71. Sharing72. Always Unhappy
73. During Pregnancy74. Stuck In Bed
75. Was It Worth It?76. Heart Attack
77. 44 Years Of Marriage78. Modern Couple
79. Have A Headache80. Comrade Rudolph
81. Sweeter Fruit Of Waiting82. Get The Teeth
83. License For Marriage84. Someone Really Stinks
85. Zero To 20086. Attitude
87. Birthday Gift88. Tornado
89. Boots90. Double-cross
91. Infrequently92. Pain Transfer Machine
93. The Wedding Rehearsal94. Christmas Eve In Bethlehem
95. A Sweet Statement96. Honest Mistake
97. Lunch98. Chicken Surprise
99. Costly Nightie100. Hard For Change
101. 50-50102. Like A Baby
103. Farting104. First Night
105. Finders Keepers106. Smelly Feet & Breath
107. Lights Out108. Hold And Carry On
109. In Love With A Vampire110. The Light Magic
111. Long Lost112. The Navy Frogman
113. Cigarettes114. Honeymoon Couples
115. Different Claims116. Divorce
117. Which Way?118. Definitions By Gender
119. Untold Secret Of Married Life120. Watergate
121. Credit Card122. Insurance Policy
123. The Way To Man's Heart124. Here Comes Santa Claus
125. Women Talk Too Much126. A Girl's Best Friend
127. Men Aren't The Only People Who Snore128. About Men And Women
129. My Mistress130. Sex Life
131. Nude Picture At The Art Gallery132. Singing Wife
133. Punctuation134. Reservations
135. Night Shift136. Go Easy At First
137. Once, Twice, Thrice138. Hot Water
139. Switch140. The 5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relatio..
141. Men Are Better Friends142. Teeth
143. Wedding Cake144. 4-letter Words
145. 40th Wedding Anniversary146. Lottery
147. Wedding Ring On The Wrong Finger148. 20 Years Ago
149. Us Tourists In Israel150. Picture Worth A Half-million Dollars
151. Fond Of Married Women152. Letter To John
153. $400.00 A Night154. Mixed Qualities
155. Wife's Birthday Cake156. Paying Rent
157. Mistress158. Terrible Thing
159. Twenty Dollar Bill To A Bum160. Get The Hell Away
161. Wife Wanted162. The Smiths
163. Jimmy And Johnny164. Thinking About Getting Married
165. Idiot Husband Went Fishing166. Cuckoo Clock
167. Seven O'clock168. The Month Is Up Today
169. Get In Line170. A Solemn Pledge
171. Coast172. Broadway Show
173. Olympic Diving Champion174. Get Your Own Blanket
175. Bill For $1600176. Bowling Ball
177. Enjoying Every Night178. Proposition
179. Pretending180. Mood Ring
181. Wake Me At Six182. Insurance Policy
183. I Am Not A Baker !184. Arsenic
185. Not Any More186. Did You Lose Everything?
187. Costly Death188. Old Picture
189. Driving The Wrong Way190. Rules
191. Having An Affair192. Test Results
193. No Gas Or Needles194. At The Dinner Table
195. Wife Doesn't Use Anymore...196. Sardar Joke
197. Good Luck Mr Gorsky198. The Clock Has Always Been Slow
199. Come Hell Or High Water200. Out Of Bread
201. Married Life202. The Undertaker
203. Canned Or Frozen204. The Meaning Of Dreams
205. Will206. Watch Out For That Wall
207. She Went To The Cemetery208. Shoe
209. Email To Wife's Lover210. Genie Joke
211. What Other Problem Can There Be Gr..212. Idiot
213. Your Dog Called Last Night!214. Before It Starts
215. Secret Of Staying Together216. Some Dirty Words
217. Once A Day218. Three-in-one Oil
219. Hunting Flies220. Miracle Products
221. 85 Year Old Man222. My Wife Is Poisoning Me
223. Can You Hear Me Now?224. Shooting With Blanks
225. A Wife's Journal Entry226. Words Of Wisdom From Grandpa
227. In The Dark228. Irish Miracle
229. Ironic, Death Story230. Tech Support

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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she ..
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Added on 11-05-2009