The elderly couple returned to their honeymoon hotel to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. As they prepared to retire, the old woman went into the bathroom to put on the new $200 see-through silk-and-lace nightie she had purchased for the occasion.
Only after she had undressed did she realize she had left the sexy number in the bedroom. As she tiptoed into the room to retrieve it, her husband propped himself up in bed, squinted at her and remarked, "Jeez, Martha, for two hundred dollars, you would think they could at least have ironed it!" |
