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Birthday Gift
A couple had debated a new car purchase for weeks. He wanted a new truck to haul stuff; she wanted a sporty car to zip through traffic.

He would have settled on a beat up old truck; she wanted anything that was out of their price range. "I've got a birthday coming up.

Surprise me with something that goes from 0 to 180 in less than five seconds!" So he bought her a bathroom scale. Services are pending.
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