A couple wakes up one morning and the guy says to his wife, "What a party I went to last night, right here in the neighbourhood. Good food, good people, good conversation...and the best thing of all...they had a golden toilet."
She says, "You're crazy. There's no such thing as a golden toilet."
He says, "I swear to God. Right here in the neighbourhood. Come on, let's go check it out."
They go to one of the houses in the neighbourhood, knock on the door, and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me, lady, have you got a golden toilet?"
She slams the door.
They go to the next house, knock on the door, and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me, lady, have you got a golden toilet?"
She slams the door.
They go to the next house, knock on the door, and a lady answers.
The guy says, "Excuse me, have you got a golden toilet?"
She says, "Hey, Ernie...here's the guy who wrecked your tuba." |
