A German couple who, after 8 frustrating years of failing to have a baby, sought help from the University Clinic of Lubek only to be told that they must have sex if they want to have a baby.
According to a University spokesperson, "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'".
"We are not talking retarded people here," the spokesperson continued, "but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The couple, also smiling for the first time, are now being given appropriate counseling ... and a high speed Internet connection.
The University, amazed to have found a man who actually thinks only with his brain, is undertaking a study to see if there are other such couples. |
