A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he
turns to go the the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says " Ma'am.
if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."
She replies, " If your penis is as hard as you elbow, I'm in room 436."
