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A Man Who Won't Beat..
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Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a
hard time meeting
men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she
decided to
place an ad in the personals in the newspaper. She wrote:
"Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent
in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one
day she was
doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked
upstairs to
answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no
legs.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"
She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."
"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for
you. I have no
arms so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you."
"But are you good in bed?", she asked.
He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!" |
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