There was a guy walking down the street in San
Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking
oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his
jacket, because he thought it was priceless.
While he was running to the antique shop to cash
this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF*
A genie popped out of his pocket!
The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright,
I have had enough with this three wish stuff,
and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special,
I will only give you one wish!"
The suprised man said, " OK, I want to live
in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three
million dollars in the master bedroom, but I
am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to
build a bridge from here to Hawaii."
The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy?
Do you know how long that will take, with the
pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean,
all the cement it would take for the highway?
No I'm sorry, it just can't happen."
The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want
to understand women."
The genie said, " Would you like two lanes
or four?"
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