A man returns from Africa feeling ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a dark room at the hospital and answers it.
"We've received the results from your tests," says the doctor on the other end of the line. "Bad news-you have Ebola."
"Oh, my God," cries the man. "Doc! What am I going to do?"
"Don't worry. First, we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes and pita bread," says the doctor.
"Will that cure me?"
"No, but it's the only food we'll be able to get under the door." |
