Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at the local Medical Clinic to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" Morris replied.
To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris.
I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!" |
